Dennis Reynolds - Smarty
WAIT. Is Uncle Donald gonna be Country Mac's fucking DAD?? Aka potentially a supportive family member??? Why ARE Mac's cousins all so chill and content about being gay when Mac isn't 🤨 are we gonna finally find out??
Dennis Reynolds - Smarty
WAIT. Is Uncle Donald gonna be Country Mac's fucking DAD?? Aka potentially a supportive family member??? Why ARE Mac's cousins all so chill and content about being gay when Mac isn't 🤨 are we gonna finally find out??
And his cousin Brett is also gay, both Country Mac and Brett were ‘loud and proud’ about it :) so it seems likely (and I’m hopeful) that Donald is gay and/or supportive about it and there’s just a clan of gay Macs running around.
Our Mac really drew the short stick having parents who are even more repressed and internally homophobic than he is himself.
Really really hoping for a big gay family reunion with Mac not realising they were all gay until right then it all clicks
Okay question. Are Luther and Mrs Mac actually homophobic? Because Luther is bi (and nobody seems to care about hiding that), and Mrs Mac does seem to be in a relationship with Bonnie (and also she's the cranky butch queen of my heart), so like... Is it possible that they're not against queerness, they just don't like Mac. Possibly partly due to his rampant homophobia lol
on this day i would like to reintroduce but also flip and reverse my donnie reynolds theory - mac’s online boyfriend looks just like dennis except with different facial hair (moustache?) and everyone can see it EXCEPT dennis (including mac, but he pretends he doesn’t see a resemblance)
Cold open: at the bar Mac shows his boyfriend’s profile to the rest of the gang and charlie and dee are like ‘mac are you as dumb as you look? this is clearly dennis in a fake moustache. Dennis, come and explain this? Why are you catfishing mac? And why are you doing it so badly?’
Dennis, confused, comes over and says ‘i genuinely have no idea what you’re talking about, and by the way are you kidding? I look nothing like this asshole!’
Just then a message pops up from the guy with a dick pic and dennis is like ‘see! How could i have sent that when i’m standing here? And by the way my dick is much better looking than that-’
Mac mutters ‘it’s true’ while dennis goes on a tirade about how to correctly light and angle your dick pics while charlie, dee and frank look at each other.
‘If it’s not dennis then who the hell is it?’
‘I know what this situation needs’ charlie has already pulled out the video camera.
Cue title card:
The rest of the ep satirises catfish with charlie as nev schulman, culminates in them confronting Donnie in a park
Frank finally reveals the truth (donnie’s alive) BUT! Second twist! Bc he was adopted out at birth he’s actually a good person, and also has no idea what’s going on.
He sees Dennis and is like ‘holy shit who the hell are you? And why do you look just like me??’
Meanwhile dennis is like ‘mmm sorry i still don’t see it’ (gesturing to his crows feet and the lines around his mouth like he does with dee)
Donnie looks around and is like ‘ok well…which one of you is supposed to be chase?’
Mac puts up his hand, biting his lip and blasting forgive-me eyes bc he was actually the one catfishing donnie with pics of chase utley
Donnie berates him because wow, catfishing people is really fucked up, he knows that right?
Dennis bites back saying ‘at least he wasn’t stupid enough to think he was meeting up with chase god damn utley’ (mac says ‘oh…actually…that did happen to me, that’s how i got the idea’ but dennis ignores him)
Bickering and full blown catfight between dennis and donnie ensues. Charlie and dee film it. Mac watches on, visibly erect.
End scene is them trying to pitch the show in a tv studio office and the person behind the desk watching with the ‘what is…happening…?’ Look on their face
Ends outside with Mac telling dennis ‘hey…the way you kicked your brother’s ass was pretty badass?’
‘You think? Thanks man’
Next ep opens with macden full penetration scene
Roll credits
actually the only reason the "beautiful lips" line wasnt included in the episode was macs reaction. he shrugs it off uncomfortably instead of leaning over the table immediately and slonking that shit sloppy style. rcg thought this was too out of character so they cut it.
im literally gonna be 50 years old refreshing the sunny pod page waiting for the tends bar analysis and then they're gonna cancel the pod bc of lack of interest
DIDNT I TELL YOU??? DIDNT I TELL YOU ALL HOW BEAUTIFUL IT WOULD BE???????
thank you @randomfandomth0t my beloved for creating this masterpiece 🥰🫶
big fan of charden where dennis absolutely fails to manipulate charlie. dennis doing his absolute best to seduce that strange little man and charlie being absolutely baffled by den’s behavior but going along with it anyways because he may not understand why dennis has randomly decided to bend over backwards to try to make charlie happy but by god is he going to take advantage of it.
a piece of media that is bad: mundane. effectless
a piece of media that is bad but had the potential to be so so good: unbearable. agonizing. soul crushing even